Tuesday, May 16, 2006

get rid of (insert name here)

Presenting Permanent Solutions to Common Problems! Because the best place to put your problems is in a grave, all you have to do is give them a picture, and they'll give you an autopsy report! Just get in touch with them.

Credit cards accepted!
Note: Hitman is a cruelty-free organization. None of their services have been tested on animals (i.e. non-humans).

Many thanks to the Shanu for bringing this to our notice. little does he know. hehehe. *evil grin*


Jugular Bean said...

"If you know someone who wants to have someone killed you can purchase a gift certificate, starting at $25,000. We will send you a 16-digit activation code that will have to be used to activate the gift certificate in the future. Gift certificates are valid for up to one year."

HAHAHAH! That's my favourite.

Shenoy said...

the perfect wedding gift eh?