At last count i can speak gibberish, hindi, roughly about two dialects of kannada, ditto for konkani, tulu, nonsense, a smattering of tamil and jargon, and one foreign language, english. Now pray tell me, how does this make you insecure and inferior and feed your combative impulses?
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Oh actually this boosts my superiority complex dude......you see i can speak enough hindi to listen to some girl going blah blah about her and her relationships..... and give some advice/gyaan/pravachan... for 30 - 40 mins a day..
Ofcourse i already know tamil and english enough to go on yapping for 24 hrs a day.. straight
A smattering of kannada......a teeny weeny bit of malayalam and telugu... I rock dude :D
Aright so that should make me the LingoSuperior ;)
Here's my claim (boast) :P
Fluent speak:
Tamil + 2 dialects
Malayalam
Hindi + 2 dialects
Kannada
English
Decent Speak:
Telugu
Smattering speak:
Japanese
Deutsch
I've tried my hand at learning :
Quenya - with very less success
Bengali- didn't get very far but I will someday
Mathematics - Got a bit of vedic mathetics, but still far to go
Sign language - got this a bit too, cuz of a friend
ShortHand - yep good fun this one.
Java - Am okay with this one
So there you go. ;-)
Heck! I forgot to add -
Smattering speak:
Urdu!
JAI ho! we have a winner! Some CunningLinguist you are :)
Right, no need to diss a decent fellow by callin him a ho :P
And it ain't no cunning either!
But in good spirits I shall accept the accolades and applause. hehehe
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