Monday, April 10, 2006

Having played up to every man’s Lolita fantasies, she then moved on to being the hardcore soft porn blonde that set lots of loins afire. Yes, ladies, gentlemen and congressmen, we’re talking about the one and only Britney Spears. Best enjoyed on video with the sound on mute. A trailblazer in her own right, she’s done what you have fantasised about, but could never do – lock lips with Madonna. And as of today, her total album sales have reached the 85 million mark. Yessir, 850 lakh Britney albums sold. So if you haven’t bought her albums, your intelligent friends haven’t bought her albums. Who did? And what kind of people are those that actually buy Britney albums? Think. And if you think that people who buy Britney Spears’ albums are dumb dolts, with bad keyboard skills, guess what? You thought right. Because that great cultural indicator of our times Google, has kept tabs on those trying desperately to keep tabs on Britney. Hungry for information, and thirsty for knowledge about everything Britney (including dutty pics one supposes), they did the one thing that all of us do. Google her. But that’s where they give out their dolt-headedness. B.R.I.T.N.E.Y S.P.E.A.R.S. How difficult can it be to spell that, especially if you are fan, her worshipper? Not much you’d think. And here’s where we present Exhibit A. The prosecution rests. Thank you.

5 comments:

ish said...

nice blog :D

An-Knon said...

Hmmm.... Shenoy, not too sure If I would agree. Every person has his or her choice. No one really forced these so called Dumb Buyers to go and buy those records. It were for her sex appeal then they would be better off buying her Video rather than a Cassette or a CD. Now we can argue that the CD\cassette cover would have some below the belt inspiration. But guess what those guys are better off buying her posters. Personally, I hate her sight and change the channel whenever she comes on board. But I guess you and I are a minority, I guess this would apply to Cold Play too. But ultimately you would have to agree that the market decides what it wants. If she is able to regurgitate and actually sell her albums then I guess we need to give her some credit.

An-Knon said...
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shenoy said...

thanks ish. which _____-ish are ya?
and hey An-Knon, finally some sense out of ya. seems like you got the point. now all that remains is for you to reveal yourself. and yes, one more thing, in case you didn't know, you and the guy you call PJ, JP, also hates Coldplay. so there you go you guys have at least one thing in common. kiss and make up ya?

An-Knon said...

I think ish could be the bengali "ish". Please refer the Shahrukh version of Devdas. Infact there is a movie :-)