Having played up to every man’s Lolita fantasies, she then moved on to being the hardcore soft porn blonde that set lots of loins afire. Yes, ladies, gentlemen and congressmen, we’re talking about the one and only Britney Spears. Best enjoyed on video with the sound on mute. A trailblazer in her own right, she’s done what you have fantasised about, but could never do – lock lips with Madonna. And as of today, her total album sales have reached the 85 million mark. Yessir, 850 lakh Britney albums sold. So if you haven’t bought her albums, your intelligent friends haven’t bought her albums. Who did? And what kind of people are those that actually buy Britney albums? Think. And if you think that people who buy Britney Spears’ albums are dumb dolts, with bad keyboard skills, guess what? You thought right. Because that great cultural indicator of our times Google, has kept tabs on those trying desperately to keep tabs on Britney. Hungry for information, and thirsty for knowledge about everything Britney (including dutty pics one supposes), they did the one thing that all of us do. Google her. But that’s where they give out their dolt-headedness. B.R.I.T.N.E.Y S.P.E.A.R.S. How difficult can it be to spell that, especially if you are fan, her worshipper? Not much you’d think. And here’s where we present Exhibit A. The prosecution rests. Thank you.